By thebourbonbabe on March 19, 2012 A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t have the decency to thank her. W.C. Fields
By thebourbonbabe on January 30, 2012 Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake. W.C. Fields, born Jan. 29, 1880
By thebourbonbabe on November 21, 2011 Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W.C. Fields
