You know, William, that’s what one Hubert Humphrey said back in 1968 at the start of the Democratic National Convention. But then hippies put acid in everyone’s bourbon, and when an updraft revealed Lady Bird Johnson’s tramp stamp, and tattoos above her ovaries, Mayor Richard J. Daley became so incensed with sexual rage that he punched his own wife in the face and spent the next hour screaming ‘sex party’ into the microphones of all three major networks.

Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch), “Glee.” Season 3 premieres tonight on Fox!

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The Bourbon Babe